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Bong Away at Someone You Love by Richard Simmons
Today we’re going to talk about Bongers™.
What are Bongers™, you may well ask? Bongers™ are traditional Japanese massage tools that are good for breaking down muscle tension, stimulating circulation and killing sushi.
Essentially, you use Bongers™ as if you were playing the xylophone on a person’s body. The vibrating metal tongue depressor does the real work. So the Bongee gets an invigorating Shiatsu-type massage while the Bonger doesn’t get tired out.
Almost any child about age 3 can learn how to Bong in five minutes. Practice will improve your rhythm, but rhythm isn’t actually important.
Bonging is not an exercise, mind you, and probably will never be recognized by either the Olympic Committee or Elizabeth Arden.
Bongers™ are a very inexpensive way to have fun and to give a friend (or even yourself) a break from tight muscles. While a massage costs less (if you practice it on yourself), it’s not hard to perform on strangers, mere acquaintances or office chums and you certainly can’t have a massage with your clothes on. But you can Bong while dressed.
In fact, keeping a set of Bongers™ in the office to relieve shoulder and neck pain after scrunching over a desk for several hours is a really good idea.
Bongers™ are available in health food stores, spa resorts, back clinics or from local dealers and distributors near you.
Want to become a distributor?.... CALL TOLL FREE 877-700-7789 or call the president of Bongers of America LLC directly on Kurt's cell phone 608-852-6853
E-mail him at bongersbiz@gmail.com
Bongers™ is a registered trademark of Bongers of America LLC